how do girls know that they’re off of their periods? do their vaginas like ding or something?
an elf pops out and throws confetti at us and yells “YOU’RE FREE! See you next month”
so you give birth to an elf every month?
and that, kids, is how Santa gets his elves
and why one of Christmas’ colors is red.
oh my this
when the teacher thinks you’re not paying attention but you answer their question correctly
oh no i dropped my motivation and have no desire to pick it up